I saw it at the store and had to try
it; something I never would have thought of until I saw it: Chocolaty Crunch cereal. The best way I can describe it is as the disgusting
mountain of fake-chocolate yuck that is Cocoa Puffs mixed with the
mouth-shredding, melt-in-your-milk horror that is Cap'n Crunch.
Perhaps it’s not quite that strange that I purchased and proceeded
to eat it. After all, it’s right along
the lines of what my roommate and I did about a year ago with a box of Lucky
Charms. We separated all of those cheap,
fake marshmallows from the regular cereal, and each had a bowl of nothing but the marshmallows. By the by, NEVER do that; it's like eating
twenty packages of sugar wafers.
Why do I do these things to myself? Is it because I’d always wanted to do them
ever since I was young? Or perhaps I have
some hidden hatred for myself and enjoy inflicting such horrors on my own
body. Regardless, my mom is no longer
around to tell me that I can’t; therefore, as an adult, I can go ahead and do such
things without any repercussions. Well…
Yuck…
Incidentally, Lucky Charms actually
tastes better without the marshmallows…
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